Mad Tea Party

Image: DisneyFew rides have as recognizable a ride design as Mad Tea Party. Its elegance is its simplicity. You sit in a gigantic teacup, and then you spin and spin and spin. Mad Tea Party is thematically glorious in the way that it represents the chaotic realm of the Mad Hatter. The bright colors here are dizzying, intentionally so.

Given the status of the attraction and its unmissable location on the path between Tomorrowland and Fantasyland, you may feel compelled to ride it. You want to do everything recognizable at Walt Disney World so that you can brag to your friends, right? Well, Mad Tea Party strikes back. It’s a nausea-inducing ride that may haunt you for hours after it’s over. Your FOMO may cause your stomach to churn, and it’s that much more of a mistake if you’ve eaten before or try to eat after the ride.

Mission: SPACE

Image: DisneyFor 15 years now, Mission: SPACE has caused a buzz due to its notoriety. Any Disney ride that comes with a body count is sure to garner attention. This attraction, however, isn't worth the hype.

You mainly know Mission: SPACE because Imagineers messed up. They tried to build a ride that celebrates those brave men and women who have conquered Earth’s atmosphere.  They worked with NASA experts to design this realistic space simulator. What they overlooked is that only the hardiest of individuals ever earn the title of astronaut.

Ordinary Disney guests struggled under the force of the centrifuge. Mission: SPACE accidentally became one of the deadliest theme park rides ever built. Since it does have that reputation, you may want to brag that you rode/survived the attraction. In reality, you’re doing yourself a disservice. Mission: SPACE frankly isn’t very good, and your FOMO will cause you to have a bad time on a sub-par attraction.