“Aye, and it will soon build a new concert hall for New York.”

Image: DisneyAmerica rocks! And sometimes, we Americans just want to Eat to the Beat. At other times, we want to enjoy a holiday Candlelight Processional. Maybe we even want to hear something that Sounds Like Summer or listen to a bit of Garden Rocks. Whatever we're in the mood for, the American Adventure has us covered. Why? Because this pavilion rocks!

The outdoors stage called the America Gardens Theatre is host to a ton of concerts. Personally, I always get stuck with Starship featuring Mickey Thomas, but hey! They’re a classic American band, so it makes sense! The point is that this place rocks your face off, day in and day out, just like America.

On days when they’re not holding special events like festivals or holiday fare, Disney still hosts shows here. The American Music Machine is a five-piece acapella act that plays many of your favorite American rock classics plus a few hits from today. Music’s ingrained in our culture, and the America Gardens Theatre is the place at the pavilion where you can rock out like Alexander Hamilton would have wanted. Bang your head like a true American, my friend!

“I foresee the American Adventure to continue a long, long time!”

Just watch the video above. It’s as American as mom, apple pie, and Elvis’ gyrating hips! They show this video all the freakin' time at the American Adventure! You should totally check it out next time you're there.

 Look, if you think Disney doesn’t play favorites with their pavilions, you’re kidding yourself. The next time you exit Future World and look at World Showcase, pay attention to the design. Disney honored the greatest country that has ever existed by putting its pavilion front and center among all the international pavilions!

The American Adventure is the southernmost place at Epcot and the center view past World Showcase Lagoon. All the other pavilions are off to the sides! There’s a reason why Disney gives it top billing. The country’s friggin’ awesome!

Now go light some fireworks and eat some barbecue. It’s what your founding fathers would have wanted you to do each and every day of your lives! USA! USA! USA!