On Expedition Everest we see a track that’s been ripped apart by an apparently angry yeti. At no point during the ride are we informed why said yeti is so darn angry. This yeti who chases us away from what he decided was his territory never even offers a valid reason why it belongs to him! That’s unacceptable. We need to hear yeti’s grievances. If we humans are at fault, we need take steps towards righting any wrongs we made.

Another juicy Big Thunder Mountain mystery. The attraction includes a goat chewing on a stick of dynamite. Isn’t that goat afraid it’s going to blow to smithereens? Is it that dumb that it doesn’t recognize an explosive when he sees one? This is yet another question from an attraction that the Imagineers have failed to answer in the many years since it first opened, and most likely never will.

 

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