4. The Disney-Obsessed

Distinguishing Characteristics: Complete character costumes or head-to-toe Disney attire topped with wigs, jewelry, and elaborate makeup

Favorite Saying: “Did you know?”

Most Common Activities: Tripping blithely through the parks, singing Disney songs, and prattling off Disney trivia

The Disney-Obsessed is another harmless creature who really only stands out thanks to outrageous outfits. If you’re dressed like Minnie Mouse complete with a tail, it’s not exactly a secret that your love for Walt’s creation may go a bit beyond the average guest’s interest. While other guests may argue about their labels, the Disney-Obsessed isn’t afraid to own it. They are, after all, some of the only visitors to appreciate every last hidden Mickey and Imagineer detail in all its fascinating glory.

5. The Harried Parent

Distinguishing Characteristics: Stained clothing and a frantic expression

Favorite Saying: “Stay right here.”

Most Common Activities: Corralling children and dealing with disasters

No one knows about the “hurry up and wait” routine of a Disney vacation better than the Harried Parent. These guests typically have very small children and are trapped between the desire to provide a magical, wondrous, unforgettable vacation, and the need to keep everyone fed, clean, and safely paired up with someone else in the party. While it’s easy to look on and wonder why these guests can’t keep the baby quiet and toddler in line, it’s best to keep these thoughts to yourself. No one is happier to have an excuse to vent a little steam than a Harried Parent who spent the last ten minutes sopping up what was hopefully just apple juice from a stroller seat.

While not every guest falls into a certain category, some of these predictable individuals are sure to be lurking around the parks in varying degrees nearly every day.