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5 INSANE Rides You’ll Want to Grab Your Passport For

The four theme parks operating outside of North America have created some of the most wonderful attractions in the world. The Walt Disney Company and its licensee in Japan, The Oriental Land Company, strive to create unforgettable rides that will linger in your mind many years after your visit. We previously highlighted several of them. In this article, we’re going to discuss a few more, some of which ARE coming to American Disney theme parks. Others are ones that Disney isn’t planning to transfer…but they should!

Mystic Manor – Hong Kong Disneyland

While Hong Kong Disneyland has suffered its share of struggles over the years, the park has one perfect attraction. Mystic Manor is its equivalent of Haunted Mansion, only it’s much more liberal in its interpretations of gothic entertainment. Steeped in Asian culture, this version of the premise is somehow more slapstick and more supernatural.

The titular Mystic Manor is home to the aptly named Lord Henry Mystic, a collector of the macabre. He doesn’t have a nefarious agenda for his menagerie. To the contrary, he doesn’t trust anyone else with the items. Unfortunately, his pet monkey, Albert, has ready access to them. You can guess what happens next.

Mystic Manor is bright, stimulating attractions with cutting edge special effects. It’s like the best combination of the line queue from Expedition Everest along with the ride mechanics of Haunted Mansion and visuals from a Pixar movie. Disney NEEDS to bring some version of this premise to the United States!

Sinbad’s Storybook Voyage – Tokyo DisneySea

My admiration for Tokyo DisneySea is well-documented, but that’s not why Sinbad’s Storybook Voyage deserves a mention. I’m a huge fan of the design of It’s a Small World, even if the song does drive me a bit bonkers. Similarly, I view the Gran Fiesta Tour Starring The Three Callaberos as one of the hidden gems of Walt Disney World. I love these indoor boat rides that tell a story while delivering a wonderful change of pace from the hustle and bustle of a theme park day.

Sinbad’s Storybook Voyage has a similar ride design. It’s an indoor dark ride that takes place on the water. You ride a boat through various sets that retell the story of Sinbad. It was originally a dark tale, but park officials accepted guest feedback and evolved it into a more genteel experience. They also added a lovely musical soundtrack with works written by living legend, Alan Menken.

Aquatopia – Tokyo DisneySea

Perhaps no ride better reflects the early days of Disneyland than Autopia. Walt Disney and his team loved this simple but satisfying ride concept so much that they duplicated it multiple times. Several versions of Autopia were in operation at Disneyland, and they resided at different themed lands.

Aquatopia is something of a spiritual successor, albeit one that takes place on the water. From a distance, the ride looks like bumper cars with hoverboats. In execution, it’s much more complex. The ride is one of only a handful in the world to utilize trackless technology.

This freedom of movement enables Aquatopia to build the illusion of danger, as boats travel dangerously close to whirlpools. Okay, no adult would be concerned, but it’s a delightful element for children. And kids are definitely the target audience for Aquatopia, one of the best family attractions on the planet.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Peril – Disneyland Paris

When The Walt Disney Company chose to license Indiana Jones for an attraction, they famously debated several ride concepts. One of the best ideas, a roller coaster, wasn’t feasible for Disneyland at the time. As it was, Disney had to make a lot of park concessions to fit Indiana Jones Adventure into the available space.

The beneficiary of this constraint was Disneyland Paris. That park was still new and had plenty of available space. There, Disney could easily construct a large-scale roller coaster, one befitting the Indiana Jones brand. In fact, the original plans called for an entire mini-themed land celebrating the adventures of Indy and friends. Once that fell through, the coaster became the only remnant of a grander idea. It also wound up smaller than originally projected.

All of this sounds disappointing, but I’m of the opinion that everything worked out for the best. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Peril is a looping roller coaster that feels like a fitting recreation of the infamous mine scene from the film franchise. You spin out of control through a series of hazards, with the gorgeous background enhancing the proceedings. It’s one of the best Disney roller coasters anywhere, and Disney would be well-served to revisit that Indiana Jones themed land now that they own the intellectual property. This ride would be the perfect anchor for it.

Roaring Rapids – Shanghai Disneyland

In America, Disney’s track record of river rapids rides isn’t especially good, especially by their lofty standards. Kali River Rapids at Disney’s Animal Kingdom has a mediocre theme and its technical struggles are well-known. It’s odd that Disney of all companies has experienced difficulties with such a basic ride concept.

When Shanghai Disneyland opened, Imagineers proved once and for all that they could do a river rapids ride right. Roaring Rapids combines some of the high points from Splash Mountain and Expedition Everest to add some spice.

After several minutes of meticulously themed scenery, Roaring Rapids takes guests into a darkened area. After a few stressful moments, the boats start traveling backward toward an unfriendly destination. A giant crocodile-ish monster lurks in these caves, and guests come face to face with it. Like the Disco Yeti, it’s both an intense moment and a comical one, as the crocodile’s bite is a bit silly.

Once the boat journeys back outside, the Splash Mountain part begins. Riders reach a point where the only possible destination is straight down to the ominous waters below. Everyone knows it’s time to hide in the poncho, as the splashdown is merely moments away. It’s a wholly satisfying conclusion to the best raft ride Disney’s ever made. They should replace the aging, mediocre Kali River Rapids with this superior iteration of the same concept.